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Werewolf by Night Review | The MCU’s Halloween Special is a (Trick or) Treat for Fans

Michael Giacchino’s MCU directorial debut is a stark (and welcomed) change of pace for the franchise that’s become like a fast food chain that arrives just in time for the Spooky Season.

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Over the past couple of years, we’ve witnessed the MCU accustom its audience to the smaller screen with the influx of series that reside on Disney+. Some have been good (WandaVision), others have been bad (Moon Knight), but all of them — in my opinion — have had the same issue of starting relatively strong and then collapsing by the end. My working theory is that this is due to the writers having too many ideas for a two-hour film but not enough ideas for a six-hour miniseries. Whatever the case, the MCU has now debuted a new medium for their content: the TV special. While we’re due the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special later this year, Werewolf by Night — the surprise Halloween special that was announced at D23 last month — is legendary composer Michael Giacchino‘s directorial debut and doesn’t have to worry about the restraints that have held back the MCU Disney+ series.

Many moons ago, a group of monster hunters was summoned to Bloodstone Manor after their ringleader died and all take part in a deadly battle royale/ritual of sorts that will crown a new leader of the crusade. The competition takes place on what appears to be the world’s coolest laser tag/paintball map ever as all of the hunters attempt to get their hands on a glowing red thing that looks like an infinity stone.

A still from Werewolf by Night. Photo courtesy of Disney.

Included in this survival of the fittest is Jack Rusell (Gael Garcia Bernal) — who’s just not like other monster hunters — and Else Bloodstone (Laura Donnelly). These two lead the film and do some great acting work, especially for an MCU project. Everyone will talk about Bernal, and rightfully so, but Donnelly was the scene-stealer for me. Bloodstone, as her name would suggest, is a badass, and the place where her story opens the door for some exciting possibilities much in the same way that Xu Xialing’s story in Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings did.

Quick shoutout to Harriet Sansom Harris, who plays Verusa — Ulysse’s widow and interim leader of the monster hunters. This is about as unhinged and hammed up of a performance as the MCU will allow, and Harris really goes in full throttle with every line.

Aside from a select number of scenes in the Shadow Realm in Thor: Love & Thunder, Werewolf by Night is the first MCU project in my mind to spend time with a black-and-white aesthetic; really emphasizing the Universal Classic Monsters aesthetic. And unlike Love & Thunder, Werewolf by Night spends at least 95% of its runtime with its gothic filter.

This all leads to Giacchino, who has never directed a film before with the exception of a handful of shorts. I don’t know much about Giacchino personally, but he must be a fan of the Universal Classic Monsters; or a student of them, at the very least. Giacchino serves the job well behind the camera as most MCU directors do — they are prone to hire bobbleheads behind the camera — but the craftwork really enhances the film. It’s not just the black-and-white filter; the film’s score — also done by Giacchino — sound design, production design and choreography are all great by the MCU’s standards.

A still from Werewolf by Night. Photo courtesy of Disney.

Diving a little bit deeper than the black-and-white filter, for another first in the MCU, “cigarette burns” occasionally make their way onto the top right part of the screen. Now, this isn’t Licorice Pizza at the DGA Theater on 70mm, and perhaps there are a few too many in the second half, but it is nice to see fragments of true filmmaking in the MCU. Admittedly, it still feels as though Kevin Fiege and co. have a chip on their shoulders and are attempting to prove the haters wrong and prove that the MCU can make “cinema.” The cigarette burns may have been a desperate attempt at legitimizing the film. It’s just too bad that the illusion is broken whenever a CGI character takes the screen. Thankfully, the Werewolf by Night character itself appears to be practical and really leans into the Universal Monsters of it all, but a certain creature looks a bit silly in comparison to the rest of the film.

The choreography of the fight sequences is a lot more violent than expected. It’s nothing that a PG-13 moviegoer hasn’t seen before, to be fair, but someone has their head bashed into a concrete wall a handful of times a la that scene in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (less bloodshed and no broken noses here). But even if Werewolf by Night is far from a Tarantino film in terms of its violence and gore, there’s still a good amount of bloodshed in this film. At one point, blood splatters across the camera and there’s even more gory goodness throughout.

A still from Werewolf by Night. Photo courtesy of Disney.

But by Night loses its howl in the same place that many MCU projects falter despite their best efforts: MCU-isms. Yes, Werewolf by Night is an MCU project, so I can’t act appalled at this, but how many times have we seen two characters trapped in a prison of sorts and they have a heart-to-heart before one character realizes they have an easy escape? Most of the dialogue in the film works in the film’s favor — usually delivering the right amount of camp — but the infamous MCU quips make their way into Werewolf by Night, much to my chagrin.

For example, the leader of the crusade — who has stellar character design and looks like a creepy haunted house animatronic — delivers the exposition necessary to set the stage for the battle royale. However, at the end of his speech, he cracks a ridiculously unfunny joke before wrapping it up by chalking it up to “graveyard humor.” In the context of Werewolf by Night, the cheesy quips stand out like a sore thumb even more so than they do in a standard MCU project. Imagine watching a play about the signing of the Declaration of Independence where Thomas Jefferson starts saying “triggered” or interrupts the signing to do his daily BeReal post.

While I could not tell you whether or not Jack Russell will have a presence in the MCU going forward — nor do I care, frankly — I can tell you that the character is a welcomed addition to this mega-franchise that’s become more of a factory than a series and I’d welcome more stories in this pocket of the MCU with open arms. Werewolf by Night feels special because it’s distinctly different from other MCU projects we’ve seen, and fans of classic horror and the MCU alike finally have something to sink their teeth into together. Werewolf by Night is the perfect Halloween treat that all of us should have in our trick-or-treat baskets.


Werewolf by Night debuts on Disney+ on October 7.

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Andrew is an entertainment journalist and film "critic" who has written for the likes of Above the Line, Below the Line, Collider, Film Focus Online, /Film and The Hollywood Handle among others. Leader of the Kaitlyn Dever Fanclub.

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‘Violent Night’ Review | A Violent Delight & Bloody Christmas Caper!

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HO HO HOLY HUMBUG!! Violent Night is an instant Christmas Classic packed with Festive Fun and Christmas Carnage! Tommy Wirkola blends gnarly bloody action with laughs and a magical story about believing. David Harbour Sleighs! as Santa Claus. 

From 87North, the bare-knuckle producers of Nobody, John Wick, Atomic Blonde, Deadpool 2, Bullet Train and Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw comes a coal-dark holiday action-comedy that says you should always bet on red. When a team of mercenaries breaks into a wealthy family compound on Christmas Eve, taking everyone inside hostage, the team isn’t prepared for a surprise combatant: Santa Claus (David Harbour, Black Widow, Stranger Things series) is on the grounds, and he’s about to show why this Nick is no saint!

(from left) David Harbour and John Leguizamo on the set of Violent Night.

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Santa Claus Has Had Enough of Christmas

This Holiday Season, Santa Claus is coming to town in this ultra-violent sugar cookie-coated tale from writers Pat Casey and Josh Miller whilst directed by Tommy Wirkola who infuses his gore-soaked humour into this familiar holiday tradition that’s full of festive fun, ferocious fights, action-set pieces involving Christmas ornaments, Ice-skates, and a Nutcracker. “Violent Night” is sure to be a Christmas Crowd pleaser that’ll ultimately make you think twice about candy canes and the Christmas tree star whilst also being a fantastic homage to the seasonal genre classics like “Home Alone” and “Die Hard”.

“Violent Night” introduces David Harbour as Santa Claus, a cynic washing away and drowning his frustrations with booze on Christmas Eve, he’s feeling burned out by a world with too much greed and too little Christmas spirit, and he’s ultimately disgusted with the world’s consumerism. Harbour perfectly slips into the jolly red suit and into the role of this cranky, brutal, and savage version of Santa Claus, making it look effortless as he goes from a despairing drunk to a bloodthirsty warrior on the battlefront truly capturing some of the best Seasons Beatings with gruesome and inventive kills. However, Harbour also provides some of the film’s endearing, heartfelt moments when he magically goes down the chimney, eating decorative cookies, and interacting with Trudy played by Leah Brady definitely thawed out this jolly man’s heart.

David Harbour as Santa in Violent Night, directed by Tommy Wirkola. © 2022 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Lightstone residence. The Lightstone family, are an affluent and dysfunctional bunch gathering for Christmas at the countryside mansion of Gertrude Lightstone played by Beverly D’Angelo (National Lampoon’s Vacation franchise). It’s a lavish estate that has been funded by the profitable family business. Jason Lightstone (Alex Hassell), his estranged wife Linda(Alexis Louder), and their daughter Trudy (Leah Brady) travel to the family and are joined by Jason’s alcoholic sister Alva (Edi Patterson), her new boyfriend and wannabe-action-star Morgan Steele (Cam Gigandet), and Alva’s influencer son Bert (Alexander Elliot).

However, Just as Santa arrives there to deliver gifts — and takes a break to sample some fine liquor along with his cookies — the criminal mastermind called “Mr Scrooge” (John Leguizamo) breaks in with his gang of minions, intending to steal $300 million from Gertrude’s vault. But the money appears to be missing, and the Lightstones are taken, hostage. John Leguizamo plays Scrooge, the leader of the mercenaries with skill and energy which is a perfect rival for Harbour’s Santa. Alongside his gang of mercenary minions aptly identified with Christmas codenames such as Candycane, Sugar Plum, Gingerbread, and Krampus provide some of the most hilarious and bloody moments.

(from left) Sugarplum (Stephanie Sy), Gertrude (Beverly DÕAngelo), Alva (Edi Patterson), Morgan Steel (Cam Gigandet), Frosty (Can Aydin), Bert (Alexander Elliot), Linda (Alexis Louder), Peppermint (Rawleigh Clements-Willis), Scrooge (John Leguizamo) and Gingerbread (AndrŽ Eriksen) in Violent Night, directed by Tommy Wirkola.

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“Violent Night” truly has its Season’s beatings as it’s jam-packed with ferocious fights and bloody deaths. The fights are incredibly well done, and the choreography and stunt of the action sequences are a work of art. Though at first, when the shooting begins, Santa doesn’t want to get involved. But once he recognizes Trudy’s involvement and realizes her goodness and innocence including her belief —which he dutifully looks up on a magical “Naughty and Nice” list—he determines that he must fight for her safety.

This movie is also rightly named “Violent Night” as it ultimately leaves pools of blood on the floor and blood spattered on the walls which in turn make the snow red. Throughout each action-set piece Santa batter’s the mercenaries with fists and heavy objects; stabs one with knives, sharpened candy canes and, well, anything with a point; and have their necks and body parts slashed or impaled on the likes of everything from axes and sharp Christmas ornaments to ice skates.

One sequence perfectly captures the essence and pays homage to “Home Alone”. it’s full of innocence, fun, and games as the traps that Trudy set are lethal.

© Universal Studios Violent Night, directed by Tommy Wirkola.

Final Thoughts

HO HO HO

“Violent Night” is ultimately a story about Santa saving Christmas yet again, however this time with an onslaught of grisly holiday surprises. The movie’s heart is the magic of christmas, and even Santa doesn’t fully understand it, we see that magical force at play several times as he magically evaporates and whisks up a number of chimney flues and that his sack has the ability to store an endless number of gifts that he can magically pull out just by reaching in. The film also incudes a sountrack of festive themes and a creative use of Christmas songs which will leave audiences crying with laughter. Writers Pat Casey, Josh Miller and director Tommy Wirkola blends such gnarly bloody action with laughs and a magical story about believing.

“Violent Night”  Ultimately achieves a perfect blending of genres and totally exceeds expectations, truly making it a wildly entertaining holiday horror caper. With it’s impressive body count, explosions, bloodshed, heart, and overall holiday cheer, “Violent Night” most definitely earns a spot on the Nice List! and If your able to see this in cinemas, do so as the experience on the big screen is epic. I intend to make this a part of my annual holiday movie watchlist from here on out.

“Violent Night” is now showing in Theatres!

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Poker Face Review | Russell Crowe’s Sophomore Directorial Effort Slumps

“Poker Face” is one of the most ridiculous movies of the year, anchored by a lousy performance by Russell Crowe.

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After the emotionally impactful The Water Diviner, one would’ve hoped that Russell Crowe’s latest directorial effort would be as reasonable, if not better, as that movie. But, unfortunately, his next film, Poker Face, falls relatively flat on its face from the moment it begins. 

Part of the reason the movie does not work is that it has no idea what it wants to say or what it’s truly about. Crowe also stars in the film as Jake Foley, a professional gambler recently diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer. He decides to host a high-stakes poker game with his childhood friends, Michael (Liam Hemsworth), Drew (RZA), Alex (Aden Young), and Paul (Steve Bastoni). However, a group of criminals plans to hijack Jake’s house and steal some of his most valuable art pieces, jeopardizing the group’s safety. 

But Jake has also poisoned all his friends to put them on the same level as his illness. What does this have to do with anything? Absolutely nothing, other than a bit where one of the criminals (Paul Tassone) accidentally touches a poisoned glass and starts to exhibit symptoms, putting him in a state of total panic. That bit is fun, especially when Jake tricks him into believing that he has an antidote but injects him with more poison! Tassone’s gonzo performance from beginning to end should be lauded as the one saving grace in Crowe’s film. 

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Because the rest of Poker Face is a bore, it feels peculiar that Jake would want to poison his best friends, even if his rationale is to make them believe they are dying so they could confess they’ve been taking advantage of their friend. It feels ridiculous. And you’ll be relieved that the film’s entirety is silly – especially its supporting performances from a decent cast who has no idea how to approach the material. Liam Hemsworth, in particular, is woefully miscast as one of Jake’s friends with alcohol addiction. Not even Elsa Pataky, who briefly appears as the dealer for Jake’s game, can save the film’s dismal performances. 

Aside from Tassone, no one gives a decent performance, even Crowe, which is weird considering that he would be the most passionate about delivering the material since it’s his film! But Crowe sleepwalks throughout the thing, even providing clichéd voiceover narration, talking about the game of Poker. Still, it’s revealed during the film’s ending that he was talking about his life, and from the great beyond…

Please, if you’re ever going to use voiceover narration in your film, make sure that the character narrating the film is either an outside presence or alive because the final “reveal” makes absolutely no sense. I won’t spoil it, I’ve already given too many things away, but it’ll either make your eye roll in utter disbelief or make you yell out, “WHAT?!?” 

That’s how I felt while watching Poker Face – its beginning goes on for way too long, its middle section makes no sense, and its end is a complete and utter joke. Crowe struck gold when he made The Water Diviner, but not even the multiple poker faces (ha) he makes throughout the film can save a movie aptly titled Poker Face. You’re better off rewatching Unhinged, which is by all accounts the best piece of media Russell Crowe has done since the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic. 

 

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Poker Face is now available to rent or buy on video on demand.

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Blue’s Big City Adventure Review | No Way Home For Kiddies

“Blue’s Big City Adventure” is the perfect representation of “Spider-Man: No Way Home” for little kids.

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I had to watch Blue’s Big City Adventure solely based on the premise that it would reunite three generations of Blue’s Clues hosts in a film: Steve (Steve Burns), Joe (Donovan Patton), and Josh (Joshua Dela Cruz). Blue’s Clues was a massive part of my childhood, so when Steve showed up, looked at the camera (which points at us, the audience members watching the film), and said, “You grew!” it both felt amazingly personal and cathartic. Those who have never seen a single episode of Blue’s Clues may dismiss the movie, but audiences who grew up with the first generation of hosts, and are currently watching the show, may find it highly enjoyable. 

Now I’m not here to convince you that this movie is in any way sophisticated. It’s catered for [tiny] children, especially in how it presents its main clue. Josh goes to New York to audition for a Broadway musical with Rainbow Puppy (Brianna Bryan) but forgets his handy-dandy notebook, meaning he doesn’t know where the theater is. Mr. Salt (Nick Balaban) and Mrs. Pepper (Gisèle Rousseau) are now traveling to the Big Apple to give Josh the handy dandy notebook, with the aid of Steve (who is now a private eye detective) and Joe. Simple premise, with a complete non-suspension of disbelief, when you expect me to believe that Rainbow Puppy would pick Josh, who is fine and all, over Phillipa Soo (appearing in a cameo as one of the people auditioning for the role). 

Whatever, none of it makes much sense, and the clue is highly simplistic (and easy) to solve because, again, the film’s primary demographics will be toddlers. Still, Blue’s Big City Adventure maintains a certain level of charm throughout the movie that you can’t help but enjoy. Admittedly, it’s highly predictable: you can figure out the clue as quickly as 1,2,3, but I’d be lying if I said the movie did not make me emotional when I saw both Steve and Joe on the screen. It was as powerful of a moment as when Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire meet for the first time in Spider-Man: No Way Home

Of course, Steve and Joe have a legacy together in the series. It’s not the first time they meet on screen (Joe is Steve’s younger brother, after all), but it felt more real than anything I had seen in many family films this year when they partner up to find Josh. Why? Because their emotions in Blue’s Clues have always been the most genuine, compared to Josh, who cannot be as sympathetic and caring as the previous hosts for the life of him. It is, however, a shame that Steve and Joe aren’t in the movie as much as I would’ve hoped, with Josh taking most of the screen time. 

It’s also a shame that the film wastes the talents of BD Wong in a role that anybody else could’ve played. He portrays Rainbow Puppy’s manager, trying to convince her that maybe Josh isn’t the right fit. But Wong barely has anything to do in the film – he sits down and says “Wonderful!” with every passing audition. I get this is supposed to be a recurring joke, but it doesn’t add anything to his character, who could’ve been played by anyone else. However, I’ll admit that it is strange to see three of my childhood icons in the same film: Steve Burns, Donovan Patton, and BD Wong. 

I can’t necessarily trace back where my love of film truly began, but two foundational pieces of media glued my eyes on a television screen as a kid: Blue’s Clues and Slappy and the Stinkers. And I would even credit Slappy and the Stinkers (a highly mediocre film viewed in the eyes of adults, but through a kid’s lens, it is a mind-blowing feat) for causing me to seek out more movies on VHS tapes. I would watch that tape all the time whenever I would go to my grandparents’ house. When my grandfather passed, I was cleaning the basement and was supposed to throw away all of the tapes he had. So I kept Slappy and the Stinkers as a souvenir for being the film that pushed my love of cinema. 

And to see BD Wong in this film, alongside Patton and Burns, felt special. This is why I’m stating that it’s a shame he gets virtually nothing to do. He is one of the most versatile actors we have (please watch Slappy and the Stinkers for him and Jennifer Coolidge only), and to see him sit there and repeat the same sentence ad nauseam feels like the most significant waste of talent I’ve ever seen. I may exaggerate, but there’s a lot of emotional connection with Patton, Burns, and Wong, and to see them act second-fiddle to Josh doesn’t feel as emotionally invested as when Maguire and Garfield helped Holland’s Spider-Man in No Way Home

The No Way Home comparaisons will get tired, as I’m sure I’m not the only critic who will state the obvious, but Blue’s Big City Adventure does feel like No Way Home for infants. Of course, it doesn’t feature any violence and doesn’t have the same emotional weight as Jon Watts’ film, but it has pure nostalgia. Steve Burns went through the wringer after hosting Blue’s Clues, and it’s so great to see him on top form, enjoying himself alongside Patton and Dela Cruz. Because of this, and this only, the film is worth watching, but solely for the fans of Blue’s Clues, who grew up with Steve and Joe, showing them that you can do anything you want to do. 

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Blue’s Big City Adventure is now available to stream on Paramount+.

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